The Most Interesting Man In The World… Drives a GMC Truck

October 30, 2012

His blood smells like cologne.

His business card simply says, “I’ll call you.”

He bowls overhand.

His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.

He has undeniable proof that the Bermuda triangle is actually a parallelogram.

He owns a phone book just to rip it in half.

As a toddler he taught others to walk.

He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.

He once taught a German shepherd to bark in Spanish.

He can send a text using a rotary phone.

He once brought a knife to a gunfight, just to even the odds.

He drives a GMC truck.

He is the most interesting man in the world.

The IRS rules that he can deduct his advice as a charitable gift. He doesn’t always pass out advice, but when he does, he advises you NOT to purchase a Ford 150. Purchase the GMC Sierra 1500 instead.

List Price:

Sierra: $38,834 (4×4 extended cab / 6.6 ft. bed)
Ford: $39,760 (4×4 super cab / 6.5 ft. bed)

Engines: 

Sierra: 5.3 liter / V-8
Ford: 3.5 liter /  V-6

Fuel:

Sierra: Flexible; E85 / 15 mpg city; 21 mpg hwy.
Ford:  Regular Gas / 14 mpg city; 19 mpg hwy.

Safety:

Sierra: Ranks higher in roll over resistance, front driver’s side crash tests, and front passenger’s side crash tests
Ford: Ranks higher in no category

In-Vehicle Assistant:

Sierra: On-Star & Stolen Vehicle Tracking
Ford: Nothing

Drive Type:

Sierra: Four Wheel Drive
Ford: Four Wheel Drive

Tunes:

Sierra: AM/FM/Satellite, clock, seek-scan, in-dash mounted single CD, MP3 decoder, 6 speakers, automatic equalizer, theft deterrent, fixed antenna, radio steering wheel controls
Ford: AM/FM/Satellite, clock, seek-scan, in-dash mounted single CD, MP3 decoder, 4 speakers, fixed antenna, radio steering wheel controls

Seating Capacity:

Sierra: 6 passengers
Ford: 5 passengers

Warranty:

Basic:
Sierra: 36  months, 36,000 miles
Ford: 36 months, 36,000 miles

Power Train:
Sierra: 60 months, 100,000 miles
Ford: 60 months, 60,000 miles

Roadside Assistance:
Sierra: 60 months, 100,000 miles
Ford: 60 months, 60,000 miles

The Body:

Sierra: Chrome grille, four doors, tinted windows, heated side mirrors, steel wheels
Ford:  Black grille, four doors, tinted windows, non-heated mirrors, aluminum wheels

Towing Capacity:

Sierra: 6,800 lbs.
Ford: 4.800 lbs.

Ford can talk about how tough they are all day long, but the most interesting man in the world knows it isn’t true. He doesn’t need to act like a show-off-Ford-guy.

After all, he’s a GMC man, and sharks have an entire week dedicated to him. Heck, he once made a weeping willow laugh.

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